phleps: it’s not you, it’s your theme
You know what’s worse than slow internet?
raggedycass: This gif is a really accurate summary of my life
supermassiveasshole: when i was like 12 i used to hate one really bitchy and annoying girl from our class so i sent her a text “you will die in 7 days” during a class and she burst into tears and her mum went to police and i was so scared so i flushed my phone down the toilet
harrystyies: What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
icancelledmylife: if robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money id just laugh and search with them
m-ve: my skills include hesitating, missing opportunities and being full of regret
i actually forget what it is like to go out on the weekend with friends, hahaha fuck lyf
royal-high: a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
condorn: sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention
jewbeard: i tried to grab fog but i mist
grinshaws: [looks you in the eyes, pats your knee sympathetically] i don’t care