"Don’t ask me about school or the weather, ask me why I slam my door shut when I’m angry or why I’m scared of dying and what I would do if zombies were to attack"

— Taya (via milk-and-ice)

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i can’t believe angelina jolie killed taylor swift
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colinandbradleysgirl:

theabyssofword:


me on my way to overthrow yo country

tried to scroll past this, couldn’t.

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beefjorky:

michaxl:

I can’t be a parent what if my kid is allergic to dogs

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nerdinessinabluebox:

thorthousand1:

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dont think that’s messed up, u messed up.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME

westbor0baptistchurch:

when the annoying asshole in class is kicked out

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sebthemagicdragon:

takanye:

echat:

all you girls out there had that stage where you played online dress up games dont even lie

what do you mean had

what do you mean girls